The Humor List Postings for June 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Southerner Moves North (Foul Language)
  2. Old Folks Humor
  3. HUMOR: Morons at the Gate <may offend Catholics>
  4. HUMOR:Talking animals, proud old man, OB joke (offensive to W.Va)
  5. Humor in the form of a fable
  6. Offensive to Women and Nancy Kerrigan
  7. The Far Side
  8. Humor about being born on the wrong side of the world
  9. FW: Recipe for Jellied Moose Nose
  10. Signs of a Rotten Day - Part 1/2 <clean>
  11. Surefire Conversation Stoppers <clean>
  12. Life 4.M A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Jun 89
  13. Snaps (offensive Mother & family jokes)
  14. Speech Recoginition <Clean>
  15. Man and dog joke
  16. Jewish humor (clean)
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/01/94
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Internet report from the Times + 2 mildly sexual jokes
  2. How to lose your job.
  3. Signs of a Rotten Day - Part 2 <clean>
  4. UK sex (offensive to former PM)
  5. Early Am almanac humor: Jonathan Swift on lawyers
  6. Math humor: engineer, physicist, and mathematician solve problem
  7. There is no medicine for it...
  8. Offensive to Baptists
  9. Old Timers (clean)
  10. My stigmatas acting up
  11. Collection from AIX fortune <Clean>
  12. HUMOR:Letters to Wife/Husband <sexual><crude><language>
  13. <humor> Behavior In Public Places [suggestive]
  14. Snail Riddle <non-offensive>
  15. offensive masturbation joke
  16. <No Subject Given>
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List 06/02/94
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Gynaecological examination but not crude
  2. offensive to some?
  3. HUMOR: Retirement
  4. Knowing the Difference <May be offensive to Sr. Citizens>
  5. Calculus Joke (suggestive, perhaps)
  6. another recipe (maybe offensive to berkley grads?)
  7. Real-Life Humor (non-offensive)
  8. Funny things speakers say
  9. <offensive>, <sex implies>
  10. How To Be A Feisty Rock Critic <off. to rock critics - DUH!>
  11. Life 4.N A collection of clean humor gathered on: 9 Jun 89
  12. French joke <mildly sexual>
  13. Tell My Boyfriend <crude, sexual>
  14. "Write-Only" Memory
  15. An easy riddle ( Oh, no| more Marco A. Almazan Humor.)
  16. HUMOR GUIDE
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/03/94
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Humorous childhood poem about death
  2. What is a tape tree? <You are putting me on humor>
  3. Man in a bar <slightly risque>
  4. Almanac humor: Willing to be ruined <adult theme>
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Im Exprloring English <risque>
  2. Coincidence
  3. Riddle
  4. Early Almanac humor: Trial by drowning
  5. Off. to Clinton supporters
  6. The Flamer- (Song- Clean)
  7. Spell checking & Super Coputing
  8. Scientific. Off. to monster lovers. Ethnic???
  9. Geek Speak! (tame)
  10. Bug vs Windshield <slightly gross>
  11. offensive to Bill Clinton
  12. Airline humor
  13. Extra Style Points
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Introducing New series of jokes
  2. <lawyer bashing, crude, offensive>
  3. Idiocy in Television Programming (clean)
  4. Humor: Squirrels in trousers (clean)
  5. joke
  6. Humor: Administrivia & Norwegian humor
  7. Explanation of obtuse joke post
  8. Animal Joke <clean>
  9. Short Jokes: ( 1 has the F word)
  10. penis joke
  11. Life little ways. Good clean fun.
  12. Oliver North <offensive to Republicans>
  13. Jokes for people with knowledge of math
  14. An Obscene Phone Callers Worst Nightmare!
  15. Life 4.P A collection of clean humor gathered on: 13 Jun 89
  16. A true burglar story.
  17. Kirk vs Picard <Offensive to Picard fans>
  18. Pig joke & punk rocker joke <crude>
  19. Hillary <Offensive to Bill & Hillary, sexual language>
  20. JAP Jokes (mildly irreverant
  21. offensive to Congress
  22. Humor: Limericks <adult themes>
  23. From The Devils Dictionary...
  24. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/06/94
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. 2 JOKES
  2. <lewd, crude, and generally rude>
  3. Anti-Polish <pre-glasnost joke>
  4. Mild Religious humor. <May be offensive to lawyers>
  5. State College Rivalries
  6. Beware of Your computer. Off. to CEOs and Receptionists
  7. Early Almanac humor: I have something in my hand <crude>
  8. "Real Programmers" <may be offensive to computer programmers
  9. World War II French humor <translated>
  10. Economist joke, rest of Kirk vs Picard
  11. Bashing politicians <good fun>
  12. HUMOR: Thomas Edison
  13. doctor joke (poss. off. to women)
  14. pun pun pun
  15. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/07/94
  16. Serenity Prayer: 2 variations
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR<offensive to handicapped>
  2. Sexual joke <offensive>
  3. risque joke
  4. on the bus <mentions impolite behaviour in public places - sensitive people - beware!>
  5. More Politically Correct Definitions
  6. New Game (only as offensive as you make it)
  7. Contests we wouldnt run ...
  8. Computer humor (UUBP)
  9. Driving Tips for Maine
  10. Riddle
  11. Renaming Sex in front of the Kids <sexual>
  12. Cattle Mutilations Language. off. rubes @ cityslickers
  13. the final pun
  14. Almanac humor: Last moment conditions for a marriage!
  15. <Humor?> Paronomastic History
  16. Lowering Ones Standards
  17. YOU KNOW YOUVE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN ...
  18. joke <some what crude>
  19. DOCTORS SURGERY (Off. to Cretins)
  20. Life 4.Q A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Jun 89
  21. volunteer request
  22. Great Jesus joke <definitely profane>
  23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/08/94
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Introductory Pun
  2. Poster jokes....(offensive to people who are on your case)
  3. Birds and Pets (Clean Pun)
  4. Knock-Knock joke <off. to women>
  5. more true crime story
  6. Typographical error corrected!
  7. Twain political Quote
  8. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/09/94
  9. More from Devils Dictionary
  10. Request
  11. Mathematix Teacher Jokes (infers expletives)
  12. possibly offensive to Jews
  13. History of the World - Adam & Eve to Socrates (1 of 5)
  14. Jokes <off to black, chinese, hispanic, poss. religious>
  15. Subtle, Good-Natured Humor aimed at Texans
  16. Urban Legends / sexual content
  17. Reasons for accidents (clean)
  18. STORY: Pat & Mike (Farmers, clean)
  19. Cost of AOL...?
  20. Lightbulb Joke <off to Lawyers>
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. joke
  2. <HUMOR> Sexually related and racist
  3. Mouse balls <implied sex related, very offensive to mice!>
  4. Light bulb changing
  5. Re: Poster jokes....(offensive to people who are on your cas
  6. mouse balls
  7. Limericks about Dick <8; crude>
  8. Vette Restoration- CORRECT!
  9. Re-union (Adult theme, clean language)
  10. Humor: Squirrel joke
  11. History of the World (Part 2)
  12. Just 6 questions <May not be offensive> <Off.: to MOTD-L>
  13. true stories
  14. Another Knock-Knock Joke <Equal time for the wowmen>
  15. vaseline powered car (sexual content)
  16. Offensive to dogs and amputees
  17. Offensive to veterans and widows...
  18. Humor: little Willie & ruthless rhymes <crude>
  19. Life 4.R A collection of clean humor gathered on: 17 Jun 89
  20. Re: Just 6 questions <May not be offensive> <Off.: to MOTD-L>
  21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/10/94
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. RELIGION <POTENTIALLY OFFEN
  2. Clinton jokes (bad taste
  3. Ethnic humor: Hunting humans
  4. World War II humor <Germans/Italians be warned>
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Ethnic humor: Hunting humans
  2. Humor: 10 Reasons to move to American <UK bashing>:-()
  3. pehaps offensive to gays
  4. Signs of the Times <non-offensive>
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. History of the World (Part 3)
  2. D Day (fwd) <offensive to veterans and jingoists>
  3. Humor: Transplant humor <mildly crude>
  4. Dog humor/sexual content
  5. More knock-knock jokes
  6. Lightbulb jokes (off to programmers, tech support,
  7. 2 jokes: Texas joke & a double put-down
  8. FW: Microsoft Loves You!
  9. sick leave: not offensive
  10. <No Subject Given>
  11. <Off. to Gay Poultry>
  12. Students Prayer
  13. A case of metalitis
  14. Life 4.S A collection of clean humor gathered on: 28 Jun 89
  15. Re: Life 4.S A collection of clean humor gathered on: 28 Jun 89
  16. DOOM Excuses - Non-offensive
  17. Clinton jokes(offensive
  18. Humor: Sex v. IRS <guess who won?>
  19. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/13/94
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Catholic, it so happens, but Irish!
  2. Stewardess (offensive to blondes)
  3. DO *not* read unless you are Jim Harris...
  4. joke
  5. Belgians <offensive to belgians>
  6. the unknown soldier
  7. History of the World (Part 4)
  8. Only in America <clean>
  9. elephant jokes
  10. Nursery rhyme (clean language)
  11. Wierd News...
  12. Mathematician vs Engineer [sexist]
  13. FW: Howdy from Tony
  14. Computer Humor - Offensive to Microsoft
  15. TRUE TO REAL LIFE...
  16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/14/94
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. sex change operation <offensive to men, contains refference to sexual organs>
  2. <No Subject Given>
  3. Real Life Stranger than Ficton (Non-Off)
  4. History of the World (5th & last part)
  5. court funnies
  6. STORY: Church sermon (should be clean)
  7. tickmaster suit (non-offensive)
  8. FW: clean joke
  9. Job interviewees (clean)
  10. Freudian Slip (clean)
  11. Todays Comics
  12. Light Bulb Jokes (1 of 25) <off to everyone>
  13. Warning Signs That Youre A Slacker <off. to slackers>
  14. Humor: unlikely book titles (part 1 of 6)
  15. Male locker room humor: finding hookers in India
  16. Golf - Risque
  17. elephants,elephants and more elephants....
  18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/15/94
  19. HUMOR <offensive to paraplegics>
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Thought for the day
  2. Bill Clinton Joke (off. to fans of the President)
  3. Weird News: Animal Complaint
  4. Light Bulb Jokes (2 of 25) <off to everyone>
  5. O.J. Humor.....
  6. Our Blameless Society (clean)
  7. Our Blameless Society correction
  8. Adult humor: Am baseball jargon in place of sex terms
  9. Elephant Tongue Twister <one A.H. word>
  10. Womens riot in heaven <Vulgar and sexist, off: to Women>
  11. Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America.
  12. Life 4.T A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 Jun 89
  13. Gallows humor - offensive to the death sensitive...
  14. Am political humor: Lampooning of the American Spectator
  15. NETHUMOR Voice recognition [clean]
  16. Offensive to W. Va. folks
  17. How to shoot yourself in the foot (Operating systems knowledge req.)
  18. death & sex <not very offensive>
  19. FW: a humor tidbit....
  20. DIrty Limericks <Sexually Suggestive>
  21. Early Am almanac humor: Lawyer joke, how can you be so exact?
  22. Oj Simpson joke
  23. Ubiquitous Redundancies Abound Everywhere
  24. Clinton jokes (off. to Hillary and fans
  25. Cannibal jokes <risque>
  26. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/16/94
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. sex <adults only>
  2. No arms and legs; fractured nursery rhyme.
  3. Risque joke with an adult theme, offensive to eskimos.
  4. Just say "No"
  5. Truth is stranger than fiction
  6. Channel Tunnel (Clean Puns)
  7. Marketing (clean)
  8. Early Almanac humor: Truth or Happiness
  9. OJ Simpson
  10. Math humor: counting
  11. Flintstone/Buttafuoco
  12. Addr: Real Men Dont... (clean)
  13. Kids thoughts on LOVE (Pt 1 of 3)
  14. O.J. Simpson <off. to O.J. fans>
  15. Computer Riddle <shouldnt be off. to anyone>
  16. Readers Digest jokes
  17. Life 4.U A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 Jun 89
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Offensive to doctors
  2. Humor: Gag letter <crude>
  3. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/17/94
  4. (potentially offensive to blacks)
  5. Re: David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/17/94
  6. pregnancy: goodnews/badnews
  7. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/17/94 (the real thing)
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Desert Island (offensive to those bereaved by Titanic tragedy?)
  2. Shaggy Dog Story
  3. Womb with a view
  4. Roy Rogers humor (clean)
  5. (some risque language) TOP 20 ENGINEERS TERMINOLOGIES
  6. style challenge -- Personals
  7. doctor joke <clean>
  8. Family values joke from the funny pages
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Humid Recital Stirs Bangkok
  2. French humor - clean
  3. <offensive to OJ fans> Simpson jokes
  4. O. J. <rude...what else?>
  5. Clean song; plain old silliness
  6. FW: 256k SIMMs (fwd)
  7. Wood <clean>
  8. Kids Thoughts on LOVE (Pt 2 of 3)
  9. Clean joke
  10. Simpson joke <offensive to OJ fans>
  11. Humor: Unlikely Book Titles (Part 2 of 6)
  12. Do you know anything about. . . (Off. to TUPs)
  13. Life 4.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 Jun 89
  14. Parrot Story--Adult Humor, Possibly Offensive to Catholics
  15. Norweigan Joke (off. to racists and U.S. Tourists (maybe?))
  16. Men vs Women
  17. Humour: church joke
  18. COMPUTER HUMOR
  19. A pair of clean jokes
  20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/20/94
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. silly jokes
  2. Urban Folk Tale <clean>
  3. Academic humor: sayings revived
  4. Kids thoughts on LOVE (pt 3 of 3)
  5. True Courtroom Humor, some adult themes.
  6. Soccer humor - clean
  7. OJ Humor
  8. Forwarded mail....
  9. Early calls
  10. Be Silent <clean>
  11. Cruel, tasteless and offensive to pet-lovers (you have been warned :-)
  12. Early American almanac humor: Amorous young man (2)
  13. Ignobel prizes
  14. irony (thats a form of humor, isnt it?)
  15. Animal noises (OFF to SPCA, animal rights, etc.)
  16. The Booze Tube - <may be off. to AA members>
  17. FW: What he really said...
  18. Slings & Arrows <Misc. Offensiveness>
  19. HUMOR: Baby Talk
  20. adult lanquage
  21. (World Cup) Soccer - clean
  22. Couple of doctor jokes
  23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/21/94
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Harvard joke (offensive to Harvarders)
  2. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 1 of 17)
  3. Youre overweight if...
  4. Walking into bars (x3) <clean, risque, clean>
  5. More OJ Humor (slightly offensive?)
  6. Style Invitational Challenge
  7. Light Bulb Jokes (3 of 25) <off to everyone>
  8. Counting Kid
  9. Copie de disquette (fwd)
  10. Political Humor <Clean, but try reading it anyways>
  11. General Humor
  12. Handy Kitchen Tip #7 [Off. to Dairy Packers]
  13. Elephant Joke <vulgar>
  14. Redneck Medicul Dickshunary
  15. Life 5.1 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 89
  16. Limericks <adult themes>
  17. Profane joke about being brilliant
  18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/22/94
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. O.J. SImpson!
  2. possible offensive to family lovers 1
  3. miscellaneous jokes
  4. Origin of "Kangaroo"
  5. Offensive to Politicians (So?)
  6. Thoughts to Ponder - Part I <clean>
  7. gruesome o.j. simpson allusion
  8. rjks3
  9. Handy Kitchen Tips and WP Corp MIS
  10. French jokes <sexual themes>
  11. Vertically Challenged Red Riding Hood
  12. The Day the Telephone Bug Hit (Long--98 Lines!)
  13. TOP 11 WAYS TO MAKE MONEY IN A BAD ECONOMY
  14. congress --off. 2 democrats
  15. Kids say.....
  16. a true Canadian
  17. Cannibals (possibly off. to human flesh eaters)
  18. Lifes Little Truths (Pt 2 of 17)
  19. Re: congress --off. 2 democrats
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Offensive to gays
  2. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/23/94
  3. potentially offensive to family 2
  4. Belgians
  5. Clean joke
  6. Mildly offensive to Texans (maybe)
  7. Thoughts to Ponder - Part II
  8. Parochial School (off. to Catholics?)
  9. Sick < rude but funny >
  10. Life 5.2 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 89
  11. fresh O.J.
  12. GOLF(Off to Religious folk)
  13. Cute ethnic joke
  14. Humor: Bill Gates goes to hell
  15. Light Bulb Jokes (4 of 25) <off to everyone>
  16. Our Ridiculous World - An Irony <Clean>
  17. Armchair Linguistics (Offensive to language-users)
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. David Lettermans Top 10 List for 06/24/94
  2. Offensive to Lawyers (I hope!)
  3. Report about Rush Limbaugh (Funny to people who think hes dull)
  4. Bobbitt Hillbillies (crude
  5. Curious child <sexual content>
  6. Honeymoon joke <Chinese couple>
  7. WVa Weather <West Virginian Bashing>
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Off lang. "S. Holmes and Dr. Watson"
  2. Top Ten - Local Flavor
  3. Ethnic slur w/ comeuppance
  4. Offensive to Kentuckians
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. hard times
  2. Sick < rude but funny >
  3. Offensive to Jews (no offense)
  4. Implied sexual content
  5. Risque Golf Joke, Adult theme.
  6. A Simpletons Guide to Science (stolen from UK magazine
  7. Party on <extreme sexual content>
  8. Thoughts to Ponder - Part III
  9. silly jokes <offensive to intellectuals>
  10. Math humor: cow milk production
  11. Corrected Excerpt from Canadian Home Ec Text
  12. Offensive to Democrats...
  13. Cannibals
  14. Veggies <offensive to clean joke haters>
  15. Virtual Chemistry <clean>
  16. Life 5.3 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Jul 89
  17. Crude ethnic humor: Pol Pot, Am., Brit, and Canadian were...
  18. HUMOR: Unliking book titles
  19. More about OJ...
  20. cat joke (offen. to cat lovers)
  21. Light Bulb Jokes (5 of 25) <off to everyone>
  22. Early Am. Almanac humor: Women talking (3)
  23. circus joke (PG-13)
  24. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/27/94
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. wives
  2. Offensive to Chemists
  3. Foreign help <offensive to US patriots>
  4. Whats a Metaphor?
  5. Thoughts to Ponder - Part IV
  6. ( ) English - Its a funny language
  7. Clean
  8. Sexual Overtones/Plain Rude
  9. offensive language and sexual references
  10. Cricket joke about a puppy & HUMOR administrivia
  11. Early Am. almanac humor: hang--the members of parliament
  12. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/28/94
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. jewish joke <offensive to old people, immoral>
  2. Filth
  3. 4 women after holidays
  4. Off. to Kentuckians
  5. 10 things you shouldnt call oout the doctor for
  6. Thoughts to Ponder - Part V of V
  7. offensive to animal rights advocates
  8. Bad Johhny Joke (Bad word! Bad, bad word!)
  9. SON OF Bad Johhny Joke (Bad word! Bad, bad word!)
  10. Hillbilly humor <some rude words>
  11. More about OJ...
  12. Wimbledon...(offensive to fans of Martina)
  13. More Foghorn Leghorn
  14. Life 5.4 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
  15. Humor: Spanish invite (possibly offensive to black/jewish)
  16. ENGLISH <poss. offensive to welfare recipiants>
  17. Humor: How to clean up your language <bad language>
  18. Another O J joke
  19. tide soap
  20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/29/94
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Rotten filth
  2. LOTS of offens language!!! "FUCK YO
  3. Little Thumbie
  4. mouse traps
  5. riddle, mathematics
  6. Welcome to McDonalds <poss. off. to McDonalds Employees & Russians>
  7. Another OJ joke
  8. More bad Johnny <offensive language>
  9. small jokes
  10. Light Bulb Jokes (6 of 25) <off to everyone>
  11. Offensive to Kentuckians
  12. GOLF <Adult themes, Off. to women?>
  13. Camp crafts
  14. Selling Ducks <offen. words>
  15. Re: English - Its a funny language (clean)
  16. Star Trek (Lost episode 1 of 3)
  17. Re: riddle, mathematics
  18. CLINTON JOKE <off to Arkansians>
  19. T Shirt Humor
  20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 06/30/94
  21. Letter [off to Arkansians]
  22. Little Thumbie II
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