The Humor List Postings for May 1994

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1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Professorial quotes
  2. Denver airport (clean)
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Friends, Britons, Countrymen, send us your fleas! What is true love? Here is an illustration of it:
  2. SICK JOKE
  3. Oldie: You know you a ho when... <offensive to hos>
  4. Almanac Humor: The eternal reward of a miser
  5. Clinton Joke
  6. The customer is always right <humor>
  7. Funny things Rush said <American Political Humor>
  8. The Old Man & The Donkey <Risque, (R) Language>
  9. Learning to spell with "Darnell" [1/2] (may offend some)
  10. Life 4.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
  11. world war I joke [potentially offensive to german people]
  12. nuns confession <mildly risque - prob. offensive to Catholics>
  13. Humor: Dogs & Foxes <poem>
  14. Top ten Bob Barker Turn Ons<offensive to people who dont like game shows>
  15. Humor: Interesting diagnosis <crude>
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Learning to spell with "Darnell" [2/2] (may offend some)
  2. WARNING: SICK JOKE
  3. Limerick
  4. Addr: Top 15 Masochistic Past times
  5. Excerpts from HOME ECONOMICS course from the 1950s PART ONE
  6. Humor: The purpose of mens ties <males be warned>
  7. Offensive to Japanese
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Canine seeks house!! (must allow humans)
  2. True Story
  3. Baby joke <sick>
  4. Difference between Man and Woman
  5. Almanac humor: Great example of gallows humor
  6. Addr: Brain Dead Trivia
  7. Math humor: Half-way experiment
  8. American baseball joke: What is a balk?
  9. fulldeckisms part 1 of 7
  10. Ass (mule) Poem <risque>
  11. <sexual context; beastiality> Offensive to 19.37%
  12. Politics
  13. Humor: The timeless chip announcement (spoof)
  14. tasteless/offensive to elderly
  15. Two gallegos in Las Vegas <Offensive to spainiards>
  16. Kurt Cobain
  17. man joke
  18. So You Want to be an Unrecognized Genius <derisive>
  19. Another Rooster Joke.<risque lang; & off. to male Homosexuals.>
  20. Excerpts from HOME ECONOMICS guide circa 1950s Part 2
  21. Physicist solves the problem of the infertile chickens
  22. Computer humour. Clean.
  23. Life 4.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
  24. Humor: chain letter humor
  25. Game Show Humor <offensive to blacks>
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Practical joke
  2. True Story <Gross>
  3. Prayer of Democrats
  4. Dog and Cat
  5. Baseball (Sort of), Clean
  6. Slightly Off Color -- May be offensive to women.
  7. aphorism - clean
  8. Sexual Joke
  9. Womanhood edits (fwd)
  10. nuptial conversation
  11. Humor: How to discuss middle east politics
  12. Humor: Academic talk (offensive to professors)
  13. vasectomy humor: not offensive but slightly sensitive
  14. 3 legged chicken joke <classic>
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. one "f" word and genetic engineering
  2. nice answer
  3. Limericks <adult themes>
  4. Best police in the world contest. (Offensive to mexican cops, cruel to animals)
  5. FULLDECKISMS part 2 of 7 (Long 80+ lines)
  6. practical joke <computer>
  7. Political humor: Out of the mouth of Rush Limbaugh
  8. Farmer
  9. Gorilla joke bad words non offensive
  10. Humor: Academic ranks explained
  11. Dont feed the animals.
  12. Twinkies are us <American culture>
  13. Humor: Chemical people (a little bit long and slightly offensive to both sexes... oh, and some not-so-nice words too)
  14. Life 4.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Dutch words in English <quiz>
  2. Humor: high Royal standards of our news media
  3. Answering machine causes war
  4. Executives expense accounts for July/August <adult humor>
  5. Billboard w/ Nazi reference
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Profane jokes (2): Holy Water & Gods sense of humor
  2. Political Smear Speech (part 1)
  3. Studdering man <shouldnt hurt anyone>
  4. Humor: Academic talk (slightly offensive to teachers and students)
  5. Stupid tourist Questions
  6. What is 3+1? <Sanitized for your protection>
  7. High Tech Definitions
  8. Humor: sexy talk
  9. Political wannabe bares all!
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Spanking joke (offensive to supporters of ACLU)
  2. Humor: Gotta microwave oven, yet? & Administrivia
  3. Style Challenge -- Epitaphs
  4. Bartender joke <some offensive language>
  5. Batchelor party pranks( Insensitive, cruel, sexual contents, GREAT)
  6. Life 4.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
  7. Humor: Prime numbers (insulting to just about everyone)
  8. Crue christmas joke (Offensive to people who has cancer) Dont read before 25-Dic ;-)
  9. Gorilla love <somewhat offensive>
  10. Various clean jokes
  11. WARNING: Sexually Explicit Joke
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. JOKE + Background <ethnic>
  2. political smear speech (pt 2)
  3. Top Ten Names for the Rolling Stones Tour <clean>
  4. Risque joke with an adult theme
  5. HUMOR: Bobbitt Joke <crude>
  6. Banned Books ( clean )
  7. Tonya Harding - <G>
  8. Country Music
  9. Joke (offensive to Tarzan and his fans)
  10. Airport Humor <off. to anyone owning an airport snack bar>
  11. fulldeckisms 3 of 7
  12. Poem: autobiography of a comic
  13. Builders <very profane language, including F_ word>
  14. Humor: 11 pretty good rules
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck... <funny, possible off. to rednecks..>
  2. A Letter From Home
  3. <clean> Journalist faux pas
  4. Almanac humor: Epitaph + being a fool joke
  5. Oxymorons (1 of 3) <offensive to most everyone>
  6. Temperature
  7. 2 quick jokes + 1 gallegos jokes <Offensive 2 spaniards>
  8. Clean - may be offensive to hillbillies
  9. California Govenor Pete Wilson - Offensive to Pete
  10. Life 4.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
  11. Rest of You might be a red neck.. <off. to red necks>
  12. Dr. Kevorkian9s Answering Machine - some people may find offensive
  13. fulldeckisms part 4 of 7
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Hippy Joke Or Something
  2. Academic screwing, language rough
  3. Lie competition
  4. Truck ad (clean)
  5. some jokes from Estonia
  6. A Bad Bobbit Joke
  7. Mild Adult theme...Off to some Women
  8. Risque joke with an adult theme
  9. Riddle <offensive>
  10. Two Clean Jokes
  11. Oxymorons (2 of 3) <offensive to most everyone>
  12. fulldeckisms 5 of 7 (The end is nearing)
  13. Joke about Michael Fay (recently caned in Singapore)
  14. Terse Observation
  15. camels/sex(poss. offensive to Arabs)
  16. Cowboy & Indians Joke <may be offensive to Native Americans & women>
  17. Jokes about Rush Limbaugh (American political humor)
  18. Ideas to do in a party
  19. Michael Fay joke
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sperm bank <R - vulgar>
  2. possibly offensive to women and state troopers
  3. Oxymorons (3 of 3) <offensive to most everyone>
  4. Magic; thieves
  5. Fulldeckisms - part 6 of 7
  6. Humor: poem about the boozer and the pig
  7. Early Almanac humor: Drunkards (2)
  8. Jerry Falwell (American political humor)
  9. King Arthur <Adult sexual terms>
  10. Jokes about Rush Limbaugh
  11. Lucky Streak <perhaps offensive to Hindus?>
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: American oders
  2. Telephone messages
  3. reqd courses (sexist but =)
  4. Woman at Doctor <offensive to Blacks> Hunter <profane>
  5. Male Restroom Grafiti <crude>
  6. Johnny Quest (for those of us who remember the kid)
  7. Men without problem < may be offensive to older persons>
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Diamonds are carbon-based, arent they?
  2. Humor: Mathematical lyrics
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Pedophile Joke <tasteless>
  2. <HUMOR> On the run from bears & Whats in a name
  3. Joke about Michael Fay (of Singapore fame)
  4. Condom Humor <May be Offensive>
  5. Things Id Like to hear - But Wont ...(Clean,non-offensive)
  6. Almanac humor: Food pun
  7. Biology 101, one bad word
  8. Corpse humour.
  9. In response to urinalisms
  10. Life 4.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
  11. Quick and Dirty (not really) Cowboy joke. <could offend.>
  12. Humor in the news & administrivia
  13. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/16/94
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. syaing <offensive to figs and females>
  2. First Woman <offensive to women> Another Urinalism <profane>
  3. HUMOR: Body Parts <crude>
  4. Humor: An airline pilot with a PR problem (clean)
  5. Cartoon Laws of Physics
  6. Fulldeckisms the end no more finished part 7 of 7
  7. Meeting Minutes <off to Psychics>
  8. Am political humor: Lampooning the Am Spectator
  9. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/17/94
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Involves Gravity (clean)
  2. Humor: Birth and the Old Man (risque inference)
  3. risque, offensive to Madonna (if possible!)
  4. Buh-Buh and Hillary (PG-13)
  5. Thoughts to ponder......
  6. "Pickles" humor - perhaps offensive to grandparents...
  7. Enjoying life
  8. HOW MANY? <light bulb riddle, clean>
  9. Fightin With the Folks <offensive only to the sensitive>
  10. Life 4.H A collection of clean humor gathered on: 11 Mar 89
  11. more reqd courses (sexist)
  12. Humor: Real Quality Dog
  13. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/18/94
  14. Dumb lady who cant say no. <more or less unintelligent, etc. funny>
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. JOKE "Three indians" (may be offencive to indians)
  2. First Date <adult situations & language>
  3. Risque Joke with adult theme and religious overtones
  4. Drive-by Doughnut Attack
  5. 1 CLEAN, 1 <RACIAL SLURS AND LANGUAGE>
  6. Humorous aphorisms
  7. Musical Jokes <harmless> (Long - 23044 bytes)
  8. Bill and Hillary (Offensive to first ladies)
  9. Humor: A man and woman crash a car (very risque)
  10. Risque missionary joke - implied sexuality
  11. Cattle Humor (non offensive )
  12. FW: BOBBITT HILLBILLIES...
  13. Three wishes
  14. Why I fired my secretary (adult theme)
  15. A man and his wrist watch (completely obscene)
  16. <No Subject Given>
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/19/94
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Need a more convenient eclipse (true story)
  2. Czech humor.
  3. Humor: Childs prayer
  4. Light Bulb Joke <off to Pro-Lifers>
  5. Memory <clean>
  6. Psyche (1st contribution)
  7. user specifications (clean)
  8. CONFESSION<SINFUL>
  9. Saying
  10. Domestic Cookery (May offend Southeast Asians)
  11. Offensive to blacks, mexicans, gays, postal workers, and rabbits.
  12. Ethnic slur, otherwise clean
  13. Cruel Woman (clean)
  14. Slightly off-color
  15. Last joke from Ian for the summer
  16. Life 4.I A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 May 89
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/20/94
  18. Two friends (clean)
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. JOKE: 3 men in heaven (risque)
  2. SNOW BLIND (SOME PROFANITY)
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Kids at Church
  2. Political joke (off. to those sensitive to Middle East politics)
  3. Indy 500 "Top 10 List" - some slighty offensive language
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Newspaper report from Japan + Irish joke on sandwiches
  2. Offensive to religious people
  3. Humor: Begging hero <nice news>
  4. Humor: Married couple on honeymoon (not risque)
  5. Math humor: lost in a canyon
  6. Brooster the Rooster <implied sex>
  7. Three Teas <offensive>
  8. A DAY AT THE DOCTORS<RISQUE>
  9. Life 4.J A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 May 89
  10. Deffinetly Offinsive to WOMEN, May be offensive to the Irish
  11. Language Difficulties <sexual innuendo>
  12. 3 medical sex jokes
  13. Humor: Old man <poem>
  14. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/23/94
  15. Silent Cal & Rooster <slightly suggestive>
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. PC Computer regs
  2. adult theme and offensive to jewish (Abie, etc)
  3. Humor: Things you wish youd hear (non-offensive)
  4. Offensive to "Real Men", "Real Women", and light bulbs.
  5. Famous Ladies in Heaven <May be offensive to the female sex/Risque>
  6. Humor: When I die
  7. FYI:
  8. Q&A Joke, slightly risque
  9. Bedroom Golf (Sexual theme, kindof)
  10. breeding pigs--no more offensive than pig-breeding in general
  11. Can you believe this? Part Un <clean>
  12. crude
  13. dead people
  14. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/24/94
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. short jokes!!!!
  2. Sperm & Blood <Vulgar !>
  3. A Short Joke <clean>
  4. Qualification (urban legend)
  5. Funny dieting experiment <offensive to cat lovers>
  6. Bathroom Poetry (F word)
  7. ANOTHER BATHROOM POETRY
  8. <HUMOR> True Bathroom Poetry
  9. Re: A man and his wrist watch (completely obscene)
  10. Warning on restaurant menu (offensive to parents)
  11. HUMOR: Warning about sharing humor
  12. More Lies about Men (part deux) <clean>
  13. Almanac humor: Pope v. Devil <sensitive for Catholics & lawyers>
  14. Poem
  15. Humor: Timmy goes to Confessions (slightly offensive)
  16. Life 4.K A collection of clean humor gathered on: 30 May 89
  17. Bank robbers
  18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/25/94
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. 3 jokes <Warning! Expicit language>
  2. Elephants <Sexual>
  3. Tarzan & Jane <dirty>
  4. A Riddle for Kids (clean)
  5. Fifteen Ways to Avoid Calories
  6. More Facts about Men, Part Trois <clean>
  7. Humor: How can you tell if you are making love to..(rude inference)
  8. <OFFENSIVE TO JEWS(KIND OF) AND NUNS>
  9. Racial (offensive to blacks and Jews)
  10. Shakespearean Insults to order
  11. Under the Elephant <off. to blacks>
  12. Dyslexic Cop.
  13. Traffic accident - clean
  14. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/26/94
  15. clean thought for the day
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Irish joke in a plane
  2. Offensive to men
  3. Are You Getting Old?<clean>
  4. Life 4.L A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jun 89
  5. Humor: US Navy in Spain joke (may be offensive to Jewish/black)
  6. 25 Cromwell St <sick death>
  7. A Riddle for Kids (clean)
  8. A note on potential rapists <PC bashing>
  9. I FEEL OK
  10. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/27/94
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Jokes short, may be offensive to various people (but I doubt it)
  2. Norwegian humor
  3. Re: Top Ten <offensive to Alar Pardia>
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. baby <black humor>
  2. Senna Joke <sick>
  3. Old folks home humor
  4. 5 limericks <risque & rude>
  5. Things Bill shouldnt say to Hillary <rude language, part 1/3>
  6. Humor: Politically correct America <satire>
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Recycled paper
  2. Re: baby <black humor>
  3. lawyers
  4. Early Am almanac humor: Vicar of flip-plop
  5. Gods sense of humor <profane>
  6. HUMOR: Govt has sold us to aliens & administrivia
  7. Humor: Things Bill should not say to H>Oillary <rude, part 2/3>
  8. Elevator Fun (Harmless)
  9. Bakery Joke & Race Horse Joke
  10. Dennys Joke(offensive)
  11. CRUDE SEXUAL HUMOR
  12. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/30/94
  13. Hymns for Professions <religious>
  14. Gas emissions
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Two eggs(Implied sex)
  2. donations (offensive to religious people)
  3. <HUMOR> Getting old
  4. bear in bar (language)
  5. Barbie Doll Joke
  6. Are You Getting Old? Part 2/2 <clean>
  7. Humor: Things Bill shouldnt say to Hillary <part 3 of 3>
  8. French humor; English translations <some rude language>
  9. FW: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HEADS ABOUT TO BLOW UP
  10. <No Subject Given>
  11. HUMOR British crachers <eccentric>
  12. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 05/31/94
  13. Re: <HUMOR> Getting old
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