The Humor List Postings for April 1994

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Riddles for kids of all ages
  2. How did you get into your pants?.....
  3. off to gays
  4. FW: Fresh off the wire
  5. Humor: New contributors wanted & 10 new urban legends
  6. A mathematician, a chemist, and an engineer....
  7. Life 3.U A collection of clean humor gathered on: 21 Nov 88
  8. Math humor: Peter Lax jokes <knowledge of math required>
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Care of Floppy disks
  2. Humor: Lewis Grizzard funny book titles
  3. Salesperson humor; involves excrement
  4. Humor: Lewis Grizzard humor
  5. parents sayings <shouldnt be offensive>
  6. More parental sayings
  7. Sam I am; Purpose of Usenet; Fascinating Panama
  8. <political>
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. MORE BOOK TITLES (offensive to chineese and book lovers)
  2. The Bible: offensive to Christians
  3. Kid Humor; one mild expletive
  4. Joke <pachydermally oriented>
  5. H: DC needs a baseball team <bashing the press>
  6. HUMOR: Kids say the darnest things
  7. Over Weight & Pizza Hut Urinals <very funny>
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. offensive to whales? Poles? Scots?
  2. Kids humorous sayings
  3. Humor--unethical doctor <adult situation>
  4. Divine Wind and Messy Shorts <funny, but profane in spots>
  5. Humor: Happy Funball!!!
  6. test
  7. Church Humor (clean)
  8. Joke <reference to God>
  9. <humor> scottish-bash
  10. Smart Dog Joke (2 Profane Words)
  11. Humor: The death of the farmers cow and wife <almanac>
  12. Political/religious news (wierd)
  13. Riddles for kids of all ages
  14. Life 3.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
  15. Patience with patents
  16. Humor: Thinking about you <bittersweet poem>
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Joke for Easter Season
  2. Talking Dog, Part Deux <nearly clean>
  3. Humor: PC names of sports teams (non-offensive, I hope)
  4. May be offensive to af-am + a few others
  5. Life 3.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
  6. Bar conversation <rude><off. to virgins>
  7. humor <sexual connotation>
  8. Addr: (Offensive to) Blondes (If they understand them)
  9. MAY BE OFFENSIVE
  10. Jeffery Dahmer and art (tasteless)
  11. Political -Clinton joke
  12. HUMOR: A sex guide to Lucky Charms <risque>
  13. Cards....<offensive to jacksons>
  14. guess what it is
  15. Oldie - non-offensive
  16. Pepsi, Flooding, & Pilots Licenses <off. to Pepsi>
  17. Humor: Why the shy is blue <poem>
  18. Dr. Fegg <sick humor>
  19. Humor: West Virginia application <ethnic alert>
  20. Contributors List Test (may be offensive)
  21. Clean, animal related
  22. <sex very funny>
  23. top 10 (?) signs you need sleep
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Dr. Fegg (again!) <sick>
  2. Headline; Ancestry; Lawyers
  3. Humor: Politics (some "dirty" language, risque situations, and slightly offensive to politicians, but basically a good time)
  4. LIMERICK (Risque)
  5. VOX IDIOTAS TOP 100 PICK-UP LINES
  6. Possibly offensive to referees :-)
  7. Humor List Reader test (clean)
  8. Some Questions(clean)
  9. Bobbit Joke <nasty, but short and sweet>
  10. {risque}, may be offensive to the elderly....
  11. Life 4.1 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
  12. Humor: State of the Loo Report
  13. A Whole Bunch of Top Tens
  14. Fegg:lullabies/games <sick humor>
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Vending machines - clean (but wierd)
  2. Suggestive
  3. BOBBIT jokes <sexual connotation, obviously>
  4. dear abby
  5. What is Love? <derisive and adult theme>
  6. More elephant jokes, and whatever else I can think of . . .
  7. Humor: I hate to wait <nonsense poetry>
  8. elephants
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Various Jokes <offensive to blonds & some nasty>
  2. Baseball, offensive to Mantle fans
  3. FIRST RULE OF CRIME: DONT GET SIDETRACKED
  4. Fegg!: Cookery <sick humor>
  5. Another funny sign.
  6. "Artsy" people - <may be off. to anyone with talent>
  7. HUMOR: Street Signs <risque>
  8. Manifesto
  9. Signs
  10. Hoosier Hoops Humor
  11. Bill And Hillary
  12. HUMOR: Street Signs <risque>
  13. Life 4.2 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
  14. Top Ten Lists for 4/6/94 and 4/7/94
  15. Correction **oops!**
  16. Indianapolis Colts
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. <humor> News from the BBC and a blonde joke
  2. Top Ten List for 4/8/94
  3. Hoosier Hoops II
  4. Yugos <clean, appreciative of the squirrel>
  5. Fegg!: Intro <very sick humor>
  6. Humour: Saskatchewan
  7. Bad Jokes>offensive to Hillbillies>
  8. HUMOR--political
  9. Church Signs, mild.
  10. humor <sexual connotation>
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Fegg: magic <sick humor>
  2. Northridge Earthquake Signage
  3. What happened when Hosokawa told his friends he was resigning
  4. self serving excuses
  5. library database
  6. Riddles for kids of all ages
  7. More animal humor :) <rated G, almost>
  8. reading test & motivation <clean>
  9. Hoosier Hoops Humor III
  10. HUMOR: A Missouri fable <ironic>
  11. Re: Northridge Earthquake Signage
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Shopping
  2. Fegg: a quiz
  3. Addr: Merit Badges for Man Scouts (clean)
  4. Math humor: To catch a lion problem <part 1 of 5>
  5. Very short joke or two. <crude, nasty>
  6. Almanac humor: Living long enough <early American humor>
  7. HUMOR, Political
  8. HUMOR <sexual connotation>
  9. Rejected posting to HUMOR@UGA
  10. State Your Business
  11. Life 4.3 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 8 Dec 88
  12. I want the baby born NOW!
  13. <Risque> May be offensive to Chinese....
  14. Humor: A joke on people who are self-conscious about defects
  15. jokes (really long)
  16. HUMOR notes and an Income Tax analysis <political>
  17. One More Northridge Earthquake Sign
  18. <humor> a bit corny, but heavenly
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Gender-based (1 Freudian, 1 urological and gross)
  2. Lesbian Dinosaurs & Another Bobbit Joke. <bad taste, etc>
  3. From the Daily Collegian
  4. aids update report [insensitive to the terminally ill]
  5. Bobbit joke - Crude
  6. Fegg: first aid <sick humor>
  7. Jokingly .... <ethnic but cute>
  8. Mild sexual connotation
  9. Rumor: Nirvana is disbanding (NOTE: Sick, suicide humor)
  10. Your Lifetime Goal Achievement Checklist <derisive>
  11. Un-Authorized reprint of a news article (duh!) - clean
  12. Humor: Exploitation of dead animals <journalism bashing>
  13. Joke (clean)
  14. Humor: Advice about migranes <adult theme>
  15. Some thoughts on Japan (political? satire)
  16. Top Ten List for 4/11/94 (11/17/93)
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Health Care (risque)
  2. Humor: Utilitarian Dilemma (clean)
  3. spoonerisms, w/mild ethnicity
  4. Too many to list; see first paragraph of body
  5. Humor: Walked into a bar joke & Bobbitts phone #
  6. Fegg!: Anthems <not sick>
  7. RUDE!
  8. 4 Gynecological jokes <offensive to people without willies>
  9. Take it Away!
  10. 4 Condom jokes <offensive to people WITH willies>
  11. Humor: The sex life of an electron (oh so vaguely risque)
  12. Worlds End <poetic humor>
  13. Famous people postulate why that chicken crossed the road.
  14. How To Be A Clever Film Critic <may be off. to film critics>
  15. elephant joke, midly offensive
  16. Life 4.4 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 9 Jan 89
  17. computer humor. Non-offensive
  18. Car Names Explained. <ethnic, crude&nasty>
  19. short jokes (some dirty)
  20. Australian Trip
  21. Difference twixt IBM and Jurassic Park? (clean)
  22. Almanac humor: Gallows humor - a special favor
  23. Alzheimers joke
  24. From our You cant do that! department...
  25. Math humor: To catch a lion <part 2 of 5>
  26. Book review of the Gospels <profane>
  27. Top Ten List for 4/12/94 (11/10/93)
  28. Trendy Pastor
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR <offensive to clowns>
  2. Top 10 Pick-Up Lines for Christians
  3. play on use of English (no offence)
  4. The Match Game Contest - Risque
  5. doctor joke <profanity>, priest joke <risque, offens. christians>
  6. Fegg: Anatomy <very sick humor>
  7. More Alzheimers humor (slightly offensive)
  8. HUMOR: (crude & Graphic) what kids do to parents!
  9. One day in the Jungle <racist and crude>
  10. How To Face Up To Your First Job <derisive>
  11. HUMOR: Keep it simple
  12. Migrane Headaches <profane>
  13. Urban Legends...
  14. Hunting Humor
  15. Math humor: To catch the lion problem <3 of 5>
  16. Humor: Tax time last year and the MacInTax program....
  17. The story of ice-beer <best-of-usenet>
  18. The Income Tax Song (offensive to IRS agents)
  19. Top Ten List for 4/13/94 (11/3/93)
  20. Match Game/Bathroom Humor (risque)
  21. Fellow and a wife in doctors office <funny, not too bad>
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. 1. Kurt Cobain 2. Prosthetics gags
  2. Gong Awards for 1992 <British humor>
  3. The First Sermon (Offensive to Priests, but not bad)
  4. Weird News: Bomb Scare
  5. 2 Baby Jokes <sick>
  6. Practical first aids for home accidents. Part I of II.
  7. Change of life joke
  8. Leper Joke (offensive to lepers, or sensitive people)
  9. Politically Correct Definitions
  10. 9 Secret Love Techniques... <sarcastic, may be off. to men>
  11. The smartest house on the block???
  12. blondes
  13. Life 4.5 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 9 Jan 89
  14. Religious - slightly irreverent
  15. Religious Humor
  16. Top Ten List for 4/14/94 (9/20/93)
  17. Excuse to miss school Blunders
  18. The Match Game (for Friday)
  19. Top Ten List for 4/15/94 (11/19/93)
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex joke <slightly off-color>
  2. Keillors humorous comments about the press & Whitewater
  3. More leper jokes (typically gross and potentailly offensive)
  4. Humor: So youre just going to shoot your wife
  5. Little Red Riding Hood <PC version>
  6. Vampire Humour
  7. Advice on proper language
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Religious with a government twist
  2. Religious humor: Atheist joke <profane>
  3. <funny sayings>
  4. Spies: which side?
  5. HUMOR: condom in animal orgy (sick)
  6. "SCRABBLE" CLUES, etc.
  7. French redefined
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Academic life + a sober warning on libel on the Net
  2. truth stranger than fiction....
  3. 4 Medical: Deaf Wife, Commie, Doc bad in bed, Passing BBs<crude>
  4. More Politically Correct Definitions
  5. Weird News: Theft
  6. Math humor: To catch a lion <part 4 of 5>
  7. PRACTICAL FIRST AIDS FOR HOME ACCIDENTS. PART II OF II.
  8. The "NEW" Slang Of Love(non-offensive)
  9. 9 Secret Love Techniques... (may be off. to women)
  10. 2nd Graders (mildly crude, but hilarious).
  11. Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles
  12. final poll results & couple of jokes <tasteless>
  13. Life 4.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jan 89
  14. Sex joke <mild, off. to superhypersensitives>
  15. More Rejected Childrens Book Titles
  16. Rude humor: 3 kinds of sex
  17. Cross-cultural humor: How to cook dog
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten List for 4/18/94
  2. Ideal measures <a bit risky>
  3. computer virus humor
  4. <HUMOR> Male organ enlargement
  5. Plane Humor
  6. HUMOR:TV Show Name <crude>
  7. HUMOR-David Koresh
  8. Hes Baaaaack: John Bobbit to remarry!
  9. Poll restated and a very, very sick sex/baby joke!
  10. HUMOR <sign language--off. to deaf>
  11. How Much Are You Worth? <may be rude>
  12. Life 4.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jan 89
  13. <Humor> INTERNET Advertising
  14. Math humor: to catch a lion <part 5 of 5>
  15. Adult stuff (Not offensive)
  16. FW: a little rocket science...
  17. assorted collection
  18. cow education
  19. Joke non-offensive
  20. The Japanese won the boat race
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. elphant riddle<bad word implied>
  2. Top Ten List for 4/19/94
  3. Deadly Aviation <may offend flight attendents>
  4. French English
  5. Political Humor <offensive to Republicans?>
  6. Fish story (true); Blindly ignorant computer users
  7. 3 daughters riddle <it is a groaner>
  8. Czech humour.
  9. 3 Medical: Birth Pain, Quadruplets, Big Dick/Stutter<risque>
  10. why juggling is better than sex
  11. Almanac humor: Miser joke
  12. <No Subject Given>
  13. Bad Pun
  14. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
  15. Top Ten Pickup Lines Of Female Game Show Contestants<non-offensive>
  16. Auction of columbus time objectS.
  17. Cookie Dough VS. Men <maybe off. to both sexes>
  18. Toilets and Foggers <non-offensive>
  19. What I [M. Groening] Learned in School <mocking>
  20. Humor: Cat humor (Q&A)
  21. Mo Blonde Jokes <Slightly Adult>
  22. A child who can count (clean)
  23. FW: Big Bang entries
  24. Gender humor: men and linoleum
  25. Notice to Customers
  26. Many many MANY Deep Thoughts <SNL>
  27. Life 4.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
  28. More Match Game Questions/Answers (Risque/Off Color)
  29. blondes
  30. Top Ten List for 4/20/94
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Humorous Look at the Green Card Posting
  2. Political humor (76 lines- Really!)
  3. Could be offensive to nobody unless you hate corn!
  4. Software testing; send email; Birthday announcement
  5. Parents Guide to Teenage Crime and Punishment <mocking>
  6. HUMOR <racial, offensive to blacks>
  7. Humor: Parachute Paradigm (minorly insulting to lots of people)
  8. Little Johnny (Slightly off
  9. humor: Political Content <clean>
  10. Absenteeism Memo <may be offensive to employers>
  11. FW: Cat Bathing as a Martial Art (long - 90 lines)
  12. Almanac humor: The Frenchmans message lately translated
  13. Microsoft & The BORG
  14. Top Ten Monty Hall Turn Ons
  15. Hunters joke (off. to color people)
  16. Humor: Apartment Rent <risque> ...fwd
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten List for 4/21/94
  2. Womens most important men <offnesive to women, possibly>
  3. Misleading headlines PG
  4. Weird News: A Boston Museum
  5. Computer Bowl; Luser
  6. <Humor> Baseball: Kruk & Jordan <rude>
  7. FW: Why men are in charge???
  8. Why is sex like a bank?
  9. Humor: Top 10 networks shakier than T-3
  10. Math humor: Deriving
  11. Your Childhood Trauma Checklist <may recover bad memories>
  12. Top Ten Signs Youve Watched Too Many Gameshows<non-offensive>
  13. Oh! To be young again.
  14. Old Spy Joke <clean>
  15. Humor: Capitalism explained
  16. Bobbit joke
  17. Circumcision/Jewish customs -- Potentially offensive
  18. Doctor joke <slightly sexually offensive>
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten List for 4/22/94
  2. Political humor: Margaret Thatcher
  3. Pun (crude)
  4. 8 limericks <several crude>
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The 9 Types of users -- Part 1
  2. Joke: May offend Navy sailors
  3. humor: very very racist humor
  4. Humor: Deviants defined
  5. Lost Ann Landers Letter (phony)
  6. tarzan and elephants <mildly offensive and crude>
  7. Memory
  8. Clinton joke <offensive to Chelsea lovers>
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bobbit song <crude, cruel>
  2. <Humor> A diet plan through sexual activity
  3. The 9 Types of users -- Part 2
  4. Lost Ann Landers Letters (again!)
  5. Royko: Let the punishment fit the crime
  6. First Aid, Amish Gardening, Animals for Women (See 1st line for warning)
  7. Commode - Call Home clean
  8. Twins & horses <clean>
  9. Kurt Cobain joke (gross)
  10. Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You <sort-of offensive>
  11. Almanac Humor: Loud beggar
  12. Bittersweet poem about drinking
  13. FW: A very Heavy Subject...
  14. pun
  15. Life 4.8 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
  16. HUMOR: New Barbie Doll
  17. New Tax Law <crude, poss. mild off.>
  18. Rude Humor: Blonde bomber joke
  19. Veterinarian <Slightly offensive>
  20. Juggler joke <clean>
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: How to be a cultist (offensive to cultists)
  2. French joke <clean>
  3. Proclaimations; Signs
  4. Clean college joke
  5. Czech humour.
  6. Announcements...
  7. Joke: Russian woodcutter
  8. Life 4.8 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
  9. Quick wit <salty language>
  10. First Aid Part II (may offend those who dont like medical ignorance
  11. Hazards of taking yourself too seriously?
  12. Re: Clean college joke
  13. Top Ten List for 4/25/94
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Procrastination -joke/not-offensive
  2. Amy Fischer <Possibly Offensive to Teen Age Prostitutes>
  3. Weird News: Norwegian Bank Robbery
  4. offensive to polish and italians (maybe)
  5. Intelligence of Dogs
  6. HUMOR notes & an old folks joke
  7. The defects factory. (More Marco A. Almazan Humor)
  8. How to make a toaster controller
  9. Alamac humor: The philosopher and the tyrant
  10. The defects factory. (More Marco A. Almazan Humor)
  11. Practical joke: the zapper
  12. Interesting News Items from Globe & Mail, Toronto.
  13. Chemistry: True Story!
  14. Tongue in check MS windows article
  15. country, computer jokes,& 1 farm animal sex <slightly adult>
  16. Birth Control <adult theme>
  17. Life 4.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
  18. Terrorist Joke <clean unless you are pro-terrorist :)>
  19. Helpful Kitchen Tips
  20. Top Ten List for 4/26/94
  21. Groaner and a Fwd: Fwd: whale story
  22. Off-Beat News Stories
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Nirvana Jokes
  2. Real-life humor (non-offensive)
  3. no offence - risque perhaps
  4. WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG
  5. Nancys Poem
  6. Texas Ego <clean>
  7. Addr: Infidelity - but its clean
  8. "higher" education [potential gross bigotry]
  9. Life 4.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Feb 89
  10. Kurt Cobain/Courtney Love/Richard Nixon Jokes (Not gross)
  11. More Bobbittry, etc. (pg-13)
  12. Top Ten Signs Youve Had Great Sex<offensive?>
  13. Gross humour
  14. HUMOR: Vulgar, against men & about lesbians
  15. Prostitutes, mistresss and wives (suggestive)
  16. Humor: Recommended readings for future math majors
  17. Party Pranks <Mildly offensive, mildly funny>
  18. Enlarged Genital Organ <slightly profane>
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. German Joke: Offensive To Germans
  2. American Beer (Mildly Gross)
  3. Top Ten Questions Asked Of New Girlfriends<mildly offensive>
  4. skunks
  5. Addr: Tailors - one F word
  6. Re: American Beer
  7. oral sex <off. to catholics>
  8. This aint what Popeye puts in *his* pipe; Dutch Scientist Discovers Best Way To Swat Fly!
  9. Hunters Worst Nightmare......... <risque>
  10. Blonde vegetable joke <cute>
  11. Male poetry: Remembering my standing member
  12. Life 4.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Feb 89
  13. Party pranks.
  14. Aladdin Parody: Slightly crude *OFFENSIVE*
  15. X-files humor
  16. Humor: Joke about a Party (should not offend)
  17. short joke and long Nixon/Cobain expose
  18. **copyright notice** and Computer Lab Humor
  19. doctor joke <crude>
  20. Mild - Offensive to Refrigerators
  21. CPA, lawyer, engineer (violence to CPA & lawyer, as usual)
  22. Golf joke (PG)
  23. Michael Jackson Joke <gross>
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Clean
  2. Computer Lab: other 25 ways
  3. 2 drunks (off. to Irish)
  4. Michael Jackson Joke (Offensive)
  5. old couple/sex
  6. Disney Parody Song
  7. Humor: Bedroom fencing (suggestive)
  8. harassment and discrimination
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