The Humor List Postings for January 1994

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:17 AM
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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A Roosters Life (Farm Humor)
  2. 5 elephant jokes
  3. Crying too much <rude language>
  4. You cant borrow it <Mulla Nasrudin>
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Letterman Bottom 10 drinks
  2. Miami crime humor
  3. Pope wants to meet the Virgin Mary <profane>
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ethnic joke on murders: You be the judge of offensiveness
  2. Anti-feminist, pro-feminist humor
  3. The circus came to town: long joke
  4. Humor for 8 year olds.
  5. Whered the last brick go?
  6. Theater Joke
  7. Q & A humor (clean)
  8. Smoking and pets on the bus
  9. Michael Jackson Humor (Somewhat offensive)
  10. Childhood jokes about sex <oldies>
  11. Absolutely Gross Jokes
  12. Personal & Confidential (True)
  13. Stupid Dictator
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The old guy and the fact of life joke
  2. A Key to Scientific Research Literature
  3. Offensive Michael Jackson Joke
  4. hunters dilemma
  5. football humor
  6. Not a very nice joke. (PG-13)
  7. picture puzzle! (OFFENSIVE!)
  8. Old folks and sex <an oldie>
  9. money jokes
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Exam jokes (clean)
  2. letterman, etc. lists
  3. Disorders <amusing origins of words>
  4. US politics and sex inextricably divided...
  5. Philosophers drinking song <rude words>
  6. <No Subject Given>
  7. Offensive to lambs, lions, circus trainers, circus patrons
  8. Lawyers (PG)
  9. Sperm (X)
  10. Bra sale and stupid remark--clean
  11. 1 joke
  12. BRAS - CLEAN, SORTA
  13. Life 3.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
  14. Boring sex <rude>
  15. Re: Politics & Ethnic
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex & v. sick
  2. Sex Education
  3. A conversation between an Rabbi and a Priest....
  4. BRAS...
  5. another German joke
  6. Blondes revenge
  7. Re: Blondes revenge
  8. Food for thought
  9. Blondes revenge (fwd)
  10. More Food for Thought
  11. Drunk
  12. Blonde :-)
  13. Prodigal son
  14. med school quotes
  15. Signs & Notices Pt. 4 (clean)
  16. Presidential humor (PG-13)
  17. flat Cat and a Quote (clean)
  18. tasteless, homeless, poor
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Homeless joke <rich and selfish people may be offended :-)>
  2. Rabbits & Hares.
  3. Sore throat ! (Clean)
  4. (fwd) Notre Dame #2 in BOTH polls
  5. Punny Joke
  6. art contest (slightly off-color, but hilarious)
  7. Brothel - Vulgar offensive to signs
  8. Old jokes
  9. Re: med school quotes (just a bit risque)
  10. Old lawyer jokes and an historical theatrical story
  11. Mars joke <Irish and science sensitivities>
  12. clean lawyer jokes, offensive to lawyers (?)
  13. Memory problem <elderly will love or hate this one>
  14. PC fairy tale (may be offensive to extreme left-wingers)
  15. Male joke
  16. toilet seat
  17. Lawfirm
  18. Penis song <crudeness alert>
  19. <No Subject Given>
  20. ONe good chop deserves ...
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Santa/Satan (sodomy reference)
  2. Whitewater-gate
  3. Native American Joke
  4. Re: Lawfirm #2
  5. Offensive to Blacks & Whites .
  6. Little Willies
  7. Re: Santa/Satan (sodomy reference)
  8. Re: Little Willies
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Letterman top 10 new years resolutions
  2. Whats Under The Kilt Joke
  3. Adultry Joke (rude,crude,disgusting,foul lang.)
  4. Gods vacation <profane>
  5. Rockford is Jesus <profane>
  6. Insulting to Hispanics
  7. 3 classic Bush quotes
  8. Crude (and offensive to some)
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. One More Dictators Joke
  2. The return and signs of the times
  3. Re: COUNTERFIT WARNING
  4. Proud to be gay song & faking orgasm <crude>
  5. Vinnie and the Cop.....fof story.....
  6. Re: Vinnie and the Cop.....fof story.....
  7. New Jewish-Catholic religion
  8. Re: Drunk
  9. Class Time (Clean)
  10. Offensive to Lawyers (What, again?)
  11. Rejection of SM lifestyle <adult themes>
  12. Life 3.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
  13. dealing with roommate
  14. Christmas cheer <adult language>
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Aids and sex
  2. Penis enhancement.
  3. Husin Mubarak, Once Again
  4. things to do, a robbery, court humor
  5. condoms
  6. 49 lines, clean
  7. Watch who you pick on (Clean)
  8. Mathematica
  9. superheros,also Monty Pyton(sex)
  10. WOMENS RULES
  11. Another Bobbit joke...
  12. Religious, but clean
  13. Medical problem
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Native American Joke
  2. worse than Redskins & Bobbitt trial
  3. Michael Jackon humor WARNING.
  4. A Chelm story
  5. Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 1
  6. People that you meet in the bathroom (fwd)
  7. Just jokes
  8. license plate
  9. Looking for sympathy
  10. Asking the obvious, courtroom humor
  11. Re: Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 1
  12. Here are some plates seen in this area:
  13. Womens words <amusing origins>
  14. Bald men and proctologist joke <tasteless>
  15. mathmatical axioms (vulgar)
  16. Life 3.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
  17. Life 3.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
  18. Re: Vanity Plates (A.K....
  19. May be offensive <beastiality?>
  20. Mild
  21. another bobbit comment
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Germany - USA
  2. license plate
  3. religion and airliner crashes (technical body language)
  4. Racist Joke
  5. Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 2
  6. Re: Mild
  7. Rush Limbaugh
  8. ODE TO MAMMAGRAM
  9. Lorena Bobbit (Rated PG-13)
  10. Foolishness -- Not offensive
  11. Bobbit jokes
  12. A Taxing Question
  13. Limericks -offensive to people with taste-
  14. Another Bobbit Joke (PG-13)
  15. Limerick--seduction dream
  16. new element
  17. Uncl: More Bobbit Jokes.
  18. More Bobbitisms
  19. Canadian humor; offensive to Newfies
  20. warning: (homo)-SEXUAL content
  21. Please answer the question or Simon says <courtroom humor>
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Re: Bobbit jokes
  2. International limmericks (offensive to Fr?)
  3. More Bobbitt jokes (2nd try)
  4. Vanity Plates (A.K.A. Vain Plates) part 3
  5. FW: Bobbit jokes
  6. GRANDFATHERS WISDOM
  7. Radio one-liners
  8. Veggie Joke
  9. More Bobbittisms
  10. television and irony
  11. more Bobbittry
  12. Cartoon Humor(offensive Language)
  13. Political
  14. Bill and Hillary (risque , offensive to liberals and crossdressers)
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Light Relief (fwd)
  2. offensive to people with multiple penises (peni?)
  3. Re: GRANDFATHERS WISDOM
  4. How to make your wife scream after sex <rude>
  5. (V.offensive) most tasteless joke Ive heard
  6. More Vanity Plates
  7. A few Star Trek jokes:
  8. Simple riddle <answer? included at the end>
  9. Bobbit trial
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. cold humor
  2. Perils of Being a Dentist [sexual content]
  3. might be offensive to Jors and some puritin Americans
  4. Top Ten List
  5. Re: more Bobbittry
  6. Norwegian whaler seen wearing this ... :-)
  7. Netiquette <satire>
  8. Vanity Plate
  9. Bobbit
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Good news and Bad news (offensive to women drivers!)
  2. golf joke (clean)
  3. Some short jokes
  4. You have now contracted COMPUTER HERPES -- Have a nice Day! [sexual content]
  5. a report card joke
  6. Two Jokes (Racial)
  7. birth control (age-ist)
  8. Magic of Statistics <poem>
  9. Filofax (Offensive to Yuppies - 15)
  10. Earthquake humour
  11. unix humor , offensive to UNIX gurus???
  12. Another shot in the war between the sexes...
  13. Earthquake report
  14. More Vanity
  15. Life 3.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 5 Sep 88
  16. Harding
  17. .. PC Primer
  18. Sexist, non-PC
  19. Tonya Harding
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The End is Nigh! <offensive to devout christians>
  2. A womans place... (sexist - offensive to women)
  3. some old jokes
  4. Figure Skating
  5. Possibly offensive to women, Native Americans, animal lovers
  6. Uncl: How to make your wife scream after sex <rude>
  7. name goes with the job
  8. Re: name goes with the job
  9. Re: name goes with the job
  10. Re: name goes with the job
  11. Names
  12. Name on Sign
  13. name w/ job
  14. Name/Job
  15. Uncl: Names
  16. The dead speaks & I freak!
  17. More trek jokes
  18. Re: Name and job
  19. Names with Jobs
  20. Re: Name/Job
  21. Appropriate names
  22. Re: Name Goes with Job
  23. Chain Letter For Women Only
  24. Names that go with the job
  25. Re: Name fits the job
  26. Uncl: Songs!?
  27. name fits job (slightly offensive)
  28. Names/Limericks
  29. What time is it?
  30. Another (offensive) Limerick
  31. A lawyers dilemma
  32. Re: name and job
  33. Make her scream twice <sex>
  34. Zingers for Prank Callers, Part 2
  35. What time is it?
  36. Letterman - snow humor
  37. Names (offensive)
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Limerick (offensive)
  2. Punchline
  3. ... PC Primer ...
  4. nuggets.
  5. <No Subject Given>
  6. Netiquette <satire>
  7. Limerick (R)
  8. Names & Jobs
  9. Einstein humor...
  10. Name/Job
  11. Memory test (offensive) <long>
  12. top 10 womens ice hockey (sex, but clean)
  13. Youd better know your vocabulary!
  14. Bite the wax tadpole
  15. another birth control
  16. California (G)
  17. names to fit occupations
  18. more Name fits the Job
  19. Name / Job
  20. MGM (perhaps punsy)... If you like bobbitt
  21. Re: more Name fits the Job
  22. Book never written (offensive)
  23. Names of places <amusing origins>
  24. More Darned Stupid Names
  25. Life 3.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
  26. just a joke
  27. More name goes with the job
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Tips for the day <naughty words, offensive?>
  2. names for the season
  3. Names for the job
  4. unhappy list part2
  5. Offensive to Earless
  6. Bill Clinton Joke
  7. count off! [G]eneral audiences
  8. An elderly gentleman is sitting in the park
  9. Chinese Bobbitt
  10. good fortune???
  11. letterman lists
  12. Who said blondes are dumb?
  13. Life 3.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
  14. You too could be committing a Bobbitt!!!
  15. Re: SEMINAR FOR MEN
  16. Letterman List -- Signs its too cold
  17. ehtiopian joke
  18. Re: MGM (perhaps punsy)... If you like bobbitt
  19. oxygen and the 70 year old man
  20. California name change
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Offensive to Queen Fans
  2. More Trekjokes
  3. drunks (no offence)
  4. riddle
  5. Why I married Charlie
  6. Bobbit Latest
  7. Naughty Limerick
  8. Re: Naughty Limerick
  9. Suggestive
  10. .o PC primer .o
  11. Tips for the day <2 rude words. Offensive to God>
  12. Movie title for the Bobbits
  13. Excuses or you could just say no <American dating>
  14. Re: Movie title for the Bobbits
  15. BobHim
  16. satire offensive to everyone
  17. Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan Top 10 List
  18. More Bobbit Movie names...
  19. International weird sex laws
  20. Limerick [sexually explicit]
  21. Kerrigan/Bobbitt (R)
  22. Ribald sight gag
  23. Bobbittry and a sexual limmerick
  24. bobbit movies
  25. helen keller joke (offensive to deaf, dumb and blind people)
  26. True story (may be offensive to cops)
  27. Helen Keller Jokes
  28. Yo mama jokes
  29. Jokes on mentally ill and women
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. name goes with the job
  2. Letterman top 10 -- Rock & Roll Hall of fame
  3. name goes with the job
  4. toilet paper and Star Trek
  5. Names w/ positions
  6. names/jobs
  7. Re: bobbit movies
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. letterman top 10 list 1-21-94
  2. Blonde Joke.
  3. Possibly Offensive
  4. Credit Fraud
  5. Costume Party <profanity>
  6. Clinton Horse Joke
  7. suggestive
  8. Trick for getting dates <boorish>
  9. Are you a latent homosexual? <homophobe bashing>
  10. The last bit of this batch of TrekJokes
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bobbit joke
  2. MORE DRUNKS (NO OFFENCE)
  3. Bobbitt revisited
  4. <No Subject Given>
  5. Re: bobbit movies
  6. duck, attorney, duck! {mild adult language/violence}
  7. Diet tips (fwd)
  8. o PC PRIMER o
  9. Naughty Limerick
  10. communist jokes
  11. Names to fit occupations/info
  12. offensive joke (sexual)
  13. request for lenos joke & descriptive joke
  14. Helen Keller (*warning*)
  15. College Jokes (*STRONG WARNING*)
  16. Re: FUNNY NAMES
  17. Blonde Jokes
  18. Clinton Joke
  19. Bill & Hillary
  20. More Bobitts
  21. Another name
  22. Yet another name...
  23. Earthquake anecdote, plus one crude addition to crude joke
  24. Re: NAMES TO FIT OCCUPATIONS
  25. Fruit of Heaven <Mulla Nasrudin>
  26. random jokes and things my profs say
  27. Genie Joke
  28. Wind Chill Factor (offensive language)
  29. Life 3.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
  30. AIDS at 94 <humor of those of the golden years>
  31. Letterman-Top-Ten & Sniglets
  32. Joke (a bit suggestive)
  33. HumoUr from the Hong Kong press
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. ANGUISHED ENGLISH (no offence)
  2. offensive to homosexuals and people with AIDS
  3. Slightly offensive to Females
  4. Philosophers <graffiti>
  5. Another Bobbitt
  6. Washington Post Style invitational (PG-13)
  7. Are you a latent conservative?
  8. Misc Quotes (clean,non-offensive)
  9. religion
  10. The Job
  11. Life 3.F A collection of clean humor gathered on: 22 Sep 88
  12. geeky math/science jokes
  13. more loony sex laws
  14. Offensive to Old Folks, possibly
  15. <No Subject Given>
  16. May be offensive to thermometers
  17. Advanced Users Guide to Nettiquette.
  18. Clean - May offend a Dean or two
  19. 3 kiddie jokes
  20. Sex joke
  21. In Search of Questions
  22. Religious Joke
  23. MOre bobbit
  24. Anecdote : The Priest {offensive to some catholics}
  25. offensive to women, English, Chinese, religion, you name it! but good!!
  26. Re: Clean - May offend a Dean or two
  27. Bobbittry a la Philipines
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. latin sex (no offence)
  2. May be offensive to Clintonites
  3. Re: May be offensive to thermometers <rude words>
  4. PC LEXICON -- Part 1 of 3 <political>
  5. The Iraqi, the Jew, and the German (May be offensive to Jews)
  6. Trial details
  7. Religious - PG
  8. Ethnic & Other
  9. what do you call a... jokes. [offensive to quadrapalegics, et. al.]
  10. A little floral fun (Story: PG)
  11. Foreign Language "faux pas" (gaffes)
  12. license plates and occupational names
  13. Address, Junkmail, Earthquake (old earthquake, not the recent one.)
  14. My favorite Helen Keller (Part two)
  15. Dice joke--expl.lang. off to women
  16. Re: PC LEXICON
  17. Well, guess who needs to get a clue? (more nettiquette)
  18. Re: Foreign Language "faux pas" (gaffes)
  19. possibly offensive language
  20. Addr: Drunken Driving
  21. Egypt (adult language)
  22. Heating Units
  23. Do you ____ on the first date? <poem with adult themes and language>
  24. Life 3.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 88
  25. A true story...
  26. Risque knock knock joke
  27. Re: license plates and occupational names
  28. Dice and more Dice (offensive to non-Dice people)
  29. Re: Address, Junkmail, Earthquake (old earthquake, not the recen
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. sour to scotsmen
  2. Lorena on the net
  3. lesbian joke
  4. talk show blurt out
  5. Do you have an annoying habit of posting admin requests to this list? Read on <offensive to morons>
  6. Its been cold up here... (earthy)
  7. Sexual and possibly offensive to GOLFers
  8. Re: what do you call a...[offensive to quadrapalegics]
  9. Addr: Clean Joke (Honest!)
  10. YABA: Yet Another Bobbit Article
  11. Polish joke, may be offensive to some....
  12. Life 3.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 88
  13. Sick Bobbitt Joke (R)
  14. Upcoming Movies
  15. five kiddie jokes from the 1950s
  16. Bad attitude
  17. One for the Country Boys
  18. cucumbers
  19. 11 reasons a cucumber is better.......
  20. 111 reasons a cucumber is better than a man...
  21. Re: Bad attitude
  22. New McMaggots! Now with ants!
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. english language (clean)
  2. Serious Serial stiff (stuff, I mean)
  3. school kids - mildly sexual - may offend Jesus Freaks
  4. Non offensive
  5. Limerick <crude>
  6. From the Daily Collegian
  7. Bobbitt joke
  8. Unkind to Greekse
  9. Tacos
  10. yo!!
  11. Re: Bad attitude (and language, too)
  12. New SAT (Off. to women)
  13. Would you like to stop receiving this list?
  14. Offensive to Catfish
  15. Top Ten List for 1/27/94 (9/17/93)
  16. PC Lexicon Part 2 of 3 <political>
  17. Life 3.G A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 88
  18. I heard a great poem!
  19. Bobbit and cucumbers
  20. Murphys Laws of Combat
  21. Addr: Clean joke
  22. The Wild and Wacky world of sex laws
  23. offensive to obese people, women (and other primates)
  24. Offensive to eavesdropping mothers
  25. michael jackson
  26. Bobbit & Dahmer
  27. <Warning: Potentially in bad taste!>
  28. A banking joke
  29. Polak joke
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Slightly scatological limerick...
  2. The Salesman
  3. Top Ten List for 1/28/94 (10/28/93)
  4. Weird but True (adult, may be ?)
  5. Great Retort
  6. ghost joke
  7. the popes shower<may be offensive to some>
  8. offensive to some<cocerns gypsies>
  9. Re: Great Retort
  10. Somewhat offensive jokes...
  11. <No Subject Given>
  12. A little humor (slight sexual content)
  13. Laws of Spam from Best-of-Usenet
  14. baseball
  15. 3 nuns & the nude man <cute, slightly crude>
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Lightbulb Jokes, one bad word
  2. Naughty definitions
  3. Clean but very corny
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs of the times
  2. Dead spouse
  3. Melon Poem
  4. More Bobbitry (Stephan Fry Trial)
  5. offensive to bills fans
  6. Offensive to elephants, chorus girls, babies
  7. Good joke, sexual, maybe offensive
  8. Bills Make It Four Straight
  9. very offensive - sexual content - child abuse
  10. Lawyer Joke [request, offensive: sexual, nonconsentual sex]
  11. Re: Somewhat offensive jokes...
  12. John Cleese
  13. Good News / Bad news
  14. Re: new Mcmeal deal
  15. Lawyer jokes
  16. A Fine Sign
  17. Bobbitt joke
  18. Buffalo Bills joke
  19. Lawyer joke (offensive)
  20. May be offensive to dickheads and lawyers (I know theyre the same thing)
  21. semi-sexual joke
  22. Re: Signs of the times
  23. Re: requesting lawyer jokes
  24. M. Jackson
  25. viruses (clean)
  26. Re: requesting lawyer jokes
  27. Re: twofer businesses
  28. offensive to rush limbaugh fans...
  29. The Casket of Jewels <Mulla Nasrudin>
  30. Offensive Jokes
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