The Humor List Postings for December 1993

Updated on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 12:27 PM
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by Host995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for December
1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th
6th 7th 8th 9th 10th
11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th Missing 28th 29th 30th
31st        

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File

  1. Festive one-liner
  2. Several Nuns, Convents etc (starts off clean gradually gets more base)
  3. Safe Hobbies
  4. Nuns...Language, maybe offensive.
  5. xmas joke
  6. Missed targets!
  7. Limerick (Clean!)
  8. more abandond convent riddles
  9. Letterman Top Ten List for 11/29/93 (fwd)
  10. none. 1 naughty word
  11. The Mulla Kyle Understands Grammar. Sort of.
  12. The abandoned convent ... now the truth can be told (offensive)
  13. Black and White...up and down (clean)
  14. Art exhibit <crude>
  15. More Nunsense
  16. Re: college pranks
  17. Michael Jackson (crude)
  18. Dont forget the back door? <Mulla>
  19. Yet another nun joke--mildly offensive
  20. Netiquette <satire>
  21. Abandon Convent Joke Number (?)
  22. Talking Dirty (PG)
  23. Nun of that now! (clean)
  24. Words that dont make sense. Clean.
  25. Nun joke.
  26. suprize ending...rated G, slightly racial
  27. Words that dont make sense. Clean.
  28. good! God/nun joke, not much abandoned convent
  29. Silly
  30. Coffee, anyone? (G)
  31. Did I hear this one on this list? nun joke
  32. Re: xmas joke
Return to day index
2nd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Abandoned convent stuff (clean)
  2. offensive to policemen
  3. Racist joke
  4. kansas, sort of (mildly adult language)
  5. Audience - GP
  6. Offensive to Clinton supporters
  7. Rush Limbaugh <political humor>
  8. Gross, disgusting; bonus convent joke
  9. Skin Tuck (clean)
  10. Golf on Sunday....Offensive language.
  11. Nun Joke .. (Slightly Dirty)
  12. Jokes for 18 and above
  13. abandoned convent riddle
  14. Life 3.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jun 88
  15. Re: abandoned convent riddle
  16. really G-rated joke
  17. Real news - I wouldnt make this up
  18. Re: Rush Limbaugh
  19. 3 blonde jokes <rude>
Return to day index
3rd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Unabandoned convent, Sara Pippelini.
  2. Bathroom wisdom <rude>
  3. Sniglets 3...
  4. Innocent 8 year olds (PG)
  5. May be offensive to mice and cats
  6. Letterman Top Ten List for 11/30/93 (fwd)
  7. The abandoned convent on Elm Street (offensicv
  8. JOKE: One morning at the breakfast table
  9. Barney the New Age Demon, the New Age Demon
  10. da Rushman
  11. Re: Signoff
  12. Horror-scope <rude; some gay offensive material>
  13. boxer, tape, irs
  14. Free Trade
  15. Reasons why I cant go out with you....
  16. Blonde Checkout Girl
  17. Tom Swifties
  18. Dumb Jokes (G)
  19. Rush humor (redundancy)
  20. Classroom joke PG-17
  21. Business joke about rich Republicans <1950s>
  22. Follow up to Barney story-s
  23. 2: 1 obscure, 1 obscene
Return to day index
4th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. medical dictionary for the ignorant
  2. Scottish guy walks into a bar...
  3. Rush Limbaugh <rude>
  4. Geography (clean)
  5. Talking Dirty
  6. Barney (possibly offensive to gays)
Return to day index
5th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Healing! <religious joke>
  2. More trek jokes
  3. American political humor <Republicans>
  4. Offensive to Michaels fans
  5. The Authors Residence <news story>
Return to day index
6th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. pun second try
  2. Re: nunsense
  3. Tom Swifties
  4. A mind....
  5. From the Daily Collegian
  6. Barney song
  7. Dan Quayle
  8. Re: Amtrak Florida accident
  9. Abortion R 15s
  10. The only Tom Swiftie I know
  11. cartoon laws
  12. Convent humor
  13. Pun
  14. nun joke
  15. Elephant joke & a journalism one-liner <oldies>
  16. The mind
  17. Life 3.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jun 88
  18. too tense
Return to day index
7th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Re: Pun request
  2. Various
  3. Sniglets 4 (final)
  4. Dan Quayle 2
  5. Letterman Top Ten List for 12/2/93 (fwd)
  6. Tom Swifties
  7. Re: Request for pun
  8. The Mind is...
  9. Silly Rabbi!!!
  10. It was shaped like an egg <Mulla>
  11. The Genesis of a plan....
  12. black,white & red
  13. python
  14. Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
  15. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
  16. Rush L.
  17. jokes: maybe offensive to disab
  18. What not to name your dog
  19. You momma is so... (could be offensive)
  20. Would you like fries with that? (Story: PG)
  21. <No Subject Given>
  22. Re: Yo9 Mama9s So....(Could be offensive)
  23. Hugh joke
  24. Yo mamma so...
  25. Mamma Joke (no sex or "dirty" words)
Return to day index
8th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Twits
  2. Be specific; suggestion box
  3. You asked
  4. More on Mama and Psychos. (explicit language)
  5. Comet-ethnic&sexual meaning
  6. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
  7. Croatia, offensive.
  8. Innocent 8-year olds (PG)
  9. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
  10. misc (includes suggestive material)
  11. Im sorry.
  12. Various
  13. yo mama
  14. Letterman Top Ten 12/3/93 (fwd)
  15. Yo Mama Finishes (somewhat offensive)
  16. Yo MAMA So.....
  17. Christmas joke
  18. May be offensive to Clinton supporters
  19. Naughty (language) third grade joke - (R)
  20. YO MAMA
  21. Danny Boy 3
  22. Yo Mama (may offend insects)
  23. A Funny Chain Letter
  24. Job application question <sex>
  25. Re: Your Mama So....(Could be offensive...but fun)
  26. Re: Gods (or the systems) failings. (fwd)
  27. The Chain
  28. Your mama
  29. Mother Jokes.....
  30. PHIL THE WANDERING FLAMINGO
  31. even more Python
  32. Re: Clinton joke
  33. Incest Joke (Rated R)
  34. Lawrence Welk Joke
  35. Political joke :-)
  36. not a joke
  37. When you were born....
  38. Clinton jokes
  39. Have you ever had one of those days?
  40. Adult fast food joke...
Return to day index
9th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. ian alderman
  2. Economists
  3. Re: Answering maching msgs
  4. Answering machines
  5. Wrong Numbers <R>
  6. collegiate chuckles [G]eneral audiences (bad drug usage, though)
  7. Re: Ian alderman: and more
  8. Letterman Top Ten List for 12/7/93 (9/1/93) (fwd)
  9. bear joke - rated G
  10. Quayle tells Clinton joke <wacko humor>
  11. A Joke
  12. Signs Around the World - Pt. 1 (clean)
  13. Why there is no Santa Claus...
  14. clean birth control
  15. Offensive to people who Poop
  16. >OLD< jingles
  17. Speaking about your mother....
  18. CHRISTMAS TURKEY
  19. Xmas Joke (G)
  20. <No Subject Given>
  21. a claculus carol (clean)
  22. Limerick <poor males>
  23. Old Jingles
Return to day index
10th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. answering machines (true)
  2. Misunderstanding (a bit dirty)
  3. Answering Machines ...
  4. Hubble Telescope
  5. Now this wont hurt a bit...
  6. answering machines
  7. Limerick (Vile,depraved,Im ashamed of myself)
  8. phone humor, teenagers
  9. Re: Telephone messages
  10. Course evaluations....(G)
  11. may be offensive to cats
  12. Art of tipping <Mulla Nasrudin>
  13. On a plane in the fog.......
  14. PARROT JOKE
  15. Bobbitt Comment from Letterman
  16. Demi Moores Baby Names from Tuesdays show (fwd)
  17. how the cardinal sinned <adult>
  18. Answering machine message
  19. When the going gets tough...
  20. US Corps of Engineers RE: Santa
  21. Get Over It & Telephone Pranks
  22. Re: may be offensive to cats
  23. 12 days after Christmas
  24. Phone pranks
  25. Michael Jackson (PG)
  26. Pirate Joke, Not offensive
  27. Phone pranks
  28. Re: jokes: maybe offensive to disab
  29. Unapropriate(sp?) Postings, Offensive Joke R
Return to day index
11th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Inappropriate postings & OB Joke...
  2. Puzzles by distraction <answers at bottom>
  3. Christmas Carol(some offensive)
  4. Chinese/Jewish humor <cute>
  5. Telephone answer
  6. three pigs story -- painful to taxpayers
  7. Phone pranks
  8. Re: Answering machines
  9. Santa Claus and The Three Stooges
Return to day index
12th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. The REAL Chain Of Command
  2. The Man and the Kitten
  3. GOT A HOT ROD FORD AND A TWO DOLLAR BILL
  4. Enough for the whole glass <mulla>
  5. Ofensive to the headless, and to women.
  6. Kennedys Assassination: Where Were You?
  7. Yo mama
  8. "12 Days Of Christmas" Parody
  9. Nun joke, Offensive to nuns, women, and fruit.
  10. grandparents on music
Return to day index
13th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. toilet humour (NOT OFFENSIVE!:)
  2. Newt joke (VERY OFFENSIVE)
  3. disin the dozens
  4. Clinton Joke
  5. Adult humor & sexual innuendo
  6. CHRISTMAS LETTER (GAG LETTER)
  7. Re: Answering machine messages...
  8. PC Night Before Christmas
  9. cheers normisms (G?)
  10. Asking for sex <racial reference; adult theme>
  11. disgusting joke
  12. Yo momma so...
  13. jean stories [mildly offensive language]
  14. Re: Momma jokes (OFFENSIVE)
  15. Depressed Blonde
  16. Re: Depressed Blonde
  17. Golf joke (might possibly be a wee bit offensive)
  18. a cute cat story, too
  19. Normisms
  20. kilted yaksmen anthem
  21. Republican woman <rude>
  22. Sado-masochist poem <risque>
  23. Old jingles; cordless phones
  24. a funny joke
  25. Urgent: Looking for previous joke that was sent around.
  26. Evil Frosty & Herman the Poison Platypus
  27. Of light bulbs and other things
  28. Michael Jackson (rude)
  29. Political, mild
Return to day index
14th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Normisms revisited
  2. "Cheers" humour
  3. Some Adult humor & Rush-bashing
  4. Re: "Cheers" humour
  5. <No Subject Given>
  6. Puzzles via knowledge <answers at bottom>
  7. (and the inevitable Tom Swifties)
  8. The philosophers lightbulb
  9. Scientific Refutation of Santa
  10. Another Carol
  11. Jingle bells song
  12. Humorous story about Religious Intolerance
  13. Middle management decisions (sexual innuendo)
  14. Answering machine prank
  15. Song Parody (Offensive to Kennedys)
  16. more religous humor
  17. Trying to buy some music (Story: G)
  18. New Priest
  19. Farmer John, the cow, and the doctor.....
  20. Rappers Hair (G)
  21. STORY: Clean, non-offensive
  22. Life 3.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 16 Jun 88
  23. I plead the Fifth!
  24. Golf and the married man.
  25. Tasteless Joke - May offend everyone?
  26. The Plan
Return to day index
15th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. my first time
  2. Deteriorata....
  3. well-worn theme refurbished? , jOYs of Yiddish
  4. O Come All Ye (grateful) Deadheads (clean)
  5. Re: The Plan
  6. Five Clean Jokes
  7. Holy Humor
  8. Wives talking about husbands <adult theme>
  9. Latin phrases Cicero never said <and for good reason>
  10. More answering machines - email version
  11. Farmer Joke - Rated G
  12. woman
  13. unix systems
  14. Another stupid joke
  15. Jewish humor
  16. Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
  17. religous humor
  18. Offensive to Blacks & mexicans
  19. Religious joke
  20. L.A. MATH TEST--RATED R
  21. Old people <adult>
  22. Re: Michael Jackson (rude)
  23. EMPLOYEE EVAL FORM
Return to day index
16th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. PC Carol
  2. Sherlock Holmes and the 3 ladies...
  3. Burlar Bells
  4. Latin reply, primary school jokes, racist, sexist, stoutist
  5. Another re-written Christmas carol (some obscenity)(but not much)
  6. sez-me street
  7. Whats ....................... (Clean-ish tiny bit of blood)
  8. Rudolphs Night Off
  9. Michael Jackson (Crude)
  10. Another Russian-Jewish-folklore joke
  11. Offensive to Jewish People
  12. Michael Jackson (R)
  13. How to Handle Stress PG
  14. Christmas Carol Fun
  15. cat humor
  16. CARTOON REGARDING BOBBITTS
  17. version of jingle bells
  18. Religious golf
  19. Disgusting College Joke
Return to day index
17th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. may be offensive to computer scientists
  2. Why ask Why?
  3. Religious - Offensive to God etc, Sexist (?), offensive to fish
  4. Signs in Foreign Countries
  5. "Think About it" joke
  6. Baseball, Divorce, Computers! (G)
  7. David Letterman Top Ten List
  8. Another christmas carol (clean)
  9. REQUEST: Technical advice on biometallurgy
  10. Re: Body metal
  11. Re: How to Handle Stress PG - The Stress Diet
  12. Soviet Capitalism [non-offensive]
  13. *CORRECTED* Rudolphs Night Off (thick replaces thin)
  14. Adult Humor
  15. Professor/student humor
  16. Pettyophile joke
  17. Catholic humor (offensive)
  18. Arkansas Medical Dictionary
  19. Marriage proposal
  20. An Old West Joke
Return to day index
18th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. dog humor
  2. Excuses, babble
  3. Chocolate love letter <poem>
  4. Tourning Swarthmore <more funnies from the net>
  5. Republican campaign strategy
  6. lame joke (offensive to drunk people who harass bartenders)
Return to day index
19th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Gaining every time <Mulla Nasrudin>
  2. The Bathroom Wall (Offensive)
  3. Macros
  4. Islam
  5. The Future of Virtual Reality
  6. Engineers Joke and You know youre old when...
  7. How To Avoid Accidents (G Rated)
Return to day index
20th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Sailor story (PG)
  2. BOBBIT JOKE
  3. childishness and children at Christmas
  4. Courtroom humor
  5. Calvin & Hobbes Xmas poem (comic)
  6. An engineers drinking song <bawdy>
  7. Another cat joke
  8. (1) complaint (2) Blond joke
  9. Airline joke (G) - offensive to Poles
  10. Headlines & assorted jokes
  11. Re: mississippi courtroom humor
  12. Didnt get raise insult <rude>
  13. Sexual content - mildly racist (PG)
  14. Bernie shwartz - clean
  15. Political Jokes (G Rated)
  16. Bad medical news <for the over 50 folks>
Return to day index
21st of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Offensive
  2. ridiculous ly clean
  3. scientific santa proof
  4. Christmas cutie
  5. a little story about responsibilities...
  6. Things that make Papa proud
  7. The twelve bugs of x-mass.......
  8. gorilla joke
  9. Chat: After-bullfight meal
  10. Jewish names
  11. Traditional Anniversary Gifts
  12. killer colognes
  13. Food Humor (G Rated) Berton M Corson
  14. GERIATRIC HUMOR
  15. joke PG-13
Return to day index
22nd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Re: scientific santa proof
  2. Seasonal, Clean, Irish, unnoffensive. (Hey! an achievement) (Primary school stuff really).
  3. VULGAR AIDS HUMOR
  4. Officer Bill and the Station wagon.......
  5. cute
  6. offensive to harelips
  7. Signs & Notices
  8. Farmer joke (Vulgar)
  9. Michael Jackson
  10. Western joke
  11. 100 ways to drive your roommate nuts PART II
  12. Packwood vs. Qualyle Spelling Contest
  13. Save Money at the Barber (G Rated)
  14. may be offensive to Clintonites
Return to day index
23rd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR TECHNICIANS
  2. Letterman on the Trump wedding
  3. Mis-definition
  4. ridiculously clean chicken
  5. Christmas questionaire
  6. True line
  7. Bar Joke - Mildly Offensive
  8. French humor
Return to day index
24th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Letterman PG-13 adult content list
  2. ribald humor
  3. After Christmas Advice (G Rated)
  4. Re: Virus Warning Signs
  5. too much holiday cheer
  6. Christmas Greetings
  7. HAIRLIP JOKE
Return to day index
25th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Poletics Joke (Offensive to Dictators)
  2. double trouble
  3. Alaskan Pun (G Rated) Berton M Corson
  4. clean chicken
Return to day index
26th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Re: Alaskan Pun (G Rated) Berton M Corson
  2. twas the night before Xmas (crude).
Return to day index
27th of December Topics of the day:
Txt file - Missing
Zip File - Missing
HTML file - Missing
Return to day index
28th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Letterman top 10 list
  2. Risque Little Old Lady Joke
  3. Happy Holidays (fwd)
  4. court humor ( clean
  5. Personal ad <poem>
  6. Penis envy <sexuality in poetic form>
  7. Medical talk in the courtroom
  8. Quotation for 1993 (Am political humor)
Return to day index
29th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Typical blonde joke
  2. Offensive to chickens
  3. Polish & whorehouse jokes (2)
  4. Court talk <humorous questions & answers>
Return to day index
30th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Letterman top 10 duckhunting list
  2. Mind Slipping (Clean)
  3. whore house joke.
  4. may be offensive to Native-Americans
  5. Football joke
Return to day index
31st of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Ethnic Humour
  2. The young bull & the old bull <classic locker-room humor>
  3. Jesus and Elvis (clean)
  4. Ribald grammar
  5. On Feminine Hygiene
Return to day index

Return to month Index

1993 Indexes

April May June July
August September October November
December